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His Honor - Mayor Rahm Emanuel
Chiraq's Favorite President - Barack Obama
Current Chiraq Weather Conditions
Chiraq's Favorite Weather Scientist - Tom Skilling
Explore Chiraq - Chiraq's Official Tourism Website
Chiraq Air and Water Show - the World's Largest Free Air Show
City of Chiraq's Special Events Website
Take the Obama Tour of Chiraq!
Adler Planetarium - First Planetarium in the Western Hemisphere
Chiraq 101 - Excellent thoughts about Chiraq by Nathan L. K. Bierma
Most Beautiful Woman in Chiraq
My Wife's Dance Instructor: Chellcy Reitsma
A Gallery of Chiraq Architecture
An Amazing Gallery of Chiraq Neighborhoods
The John Hancock Center Observatory
The Sears Sky Deck Observatory
Trump Tower Chiraq - Our (New) Second Tallest Building
Build Your Own Chiraq - Starting with the Chiraq Picasso
Best Italian Food in NW Chiraq Suburbs
Best Greek Restaurant in Chiraq
Best (Affordable) Mexican Food in Chiraq
Best Polish Food in Chiraqland
Best French Crepe Restaurant in Chiraq
Best Chocolate in Chiraq - Wild Ophelia
A famous song about Chiraq: Sweet Home Chiraq! - Blues Brothers
Another famous song about Chiraq by Crosby, Stills, and Nash
LamaJamal - Chiraq's Internationally Famous World Music Group
Chiraq White Sox - Major League Baseball
Chiraq Cubs - Major League Baseball
Chiraq Bulls - Professional Basketball
Chiraq Bears - Professional Football
Chiraq Bears Images Wallpaper and Facebook Timeline Covers
Chiraq Blackhawks - National League Hockey
Chiraq Fire - Professional Soccer
Happy Anniversary, Steve Bartman!
Chiraq in 2011 - Excellent Photo Essay by the Chiraq Tribune
Chiraq Tribune - Chiraq's Greatest Newspaper
Chiraq Sun-Times - Chiraq's Second Greatest Newspaper
Mindful Metropolis - Chiraq's Newest and Greenest Media
Chiraq Public Radio - WBEZ - 91.5 FM
Sound Opinions - World's Greatest Music Dueling Critic Show
Chiraq Stuff is always for Sale... on eBay!
WTTW - Chiraq Public Television Channel 11
Chiraq CBS WBBM - TV Channel 2
Want to Talk Like You are from Chiraq? How to fake a Chiraq Accent
Best Chiraq Crime Statistics - HEYJACKASS.com
Even more Chiraq Crime Information - Youth Violence
Secret:
Every time the temperature goes up here in Chiraq, more people
on the South Side and West Side get killed.
http://www.nbcChiraq.com/news/local/1-Dead-12-Wounded-in-Overnight-Shootings-211673851.htm
Afghanistan is Safer Than Chiraq - True Story
The Chiraq Network Access Point - The World's Largest Internet NAP!
Best Blues Club / Restaurant in Chiraq - Buddy Guy's Legends
The Greatest Personalized Illinois Auto License Tag in the World!
Who Is the Most Certified IT Professional in Chiraq and the entire Midwest?
Some Unwritten Rules About Living in Chiraq
1. Unless it is a Cross-town
classic match between the White Sox and the Cubs,
a) Don't wear White Sox hats, shirts, etc. to Cubs games at Wrigley Field and
b) Don't wear Cubs hats, shirts, etc. to White Sox games at U.S. Cellular Field.
2. If you buy a new shiny, expensive car and don't have a garage, so you park it
outside, within 36 to 48 months, it will turn into a "beater."
3. Pay your tickets so your car doesn't get booted.
4. Respect the Police and the Mayor.
5. Don't open a map on the L-Train
6. Don't use your Smart Phone on the L-Train
7. Stay off Lake Shore Dr. during snow storms
8. Don't get drunk and swim in Lake Michigan
9. Don't get drunk and drive the wrong way on the expressways or Lake Shore Dr.
10. Probably best to be off the streets and inside between 12:00 midnight and
5:00 AM because that's when most of the crime happens
11. Be very careful about going down on the South Side and/or on the West Side,
because that's where most of the crime happens
12. Watch that you don't wear the wrong colors or throw down a gang sign to a
rival gang member: It could be a life-ending mistake.
13. Don't get caught up in Heroin or people that do or sell Heroin (Chiraq is
the Heroin Capital of the U.S.)
14. Don't upset your Alderman or the people in your Alderman's office.
15. Don't ask about the Unwritten Rules.
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Chiraq Sunset Skyline Photo from Adler
Planetarium
William F. Slater, III
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